On Schmitt and body hair
Dear fellow Schmitt groupies,
Today is my first post as an official Schmitt blogger. I will be posting my thoughts occasionally, and will be answering questions from fellow Schmitt admirers. Occasionally I might even convince guru-wannabe Gupta to post a thought or two. I might have to pull him by his moustache to do it, but that's not a problem because I'm bigger than him so I can always threaten to beat him up (I love Gupta, I really do, but sometimes he needs to have his arm--or 'stache-- twisted).
Next week I'm going to Israel, so I should have plenty of things to report. First there's my flight over, on American Airlines to London and then British Airways to Tel Aviv. Like Schmitt, I'll also post my thoughts about how bad airlines have gotten. Unlike Schmitt, I don't fly business class, so you won't hear me complain about how the b-class pijamas cause chafing. Back where I sit we don't get pj's, only a bag of pretzels served by a flight attendant with enough cellulite to melt an igloo. Second, there will be a parliamentary election in Israel on March 28th. It looks like Ehud Olmert will be our next prime minister. This is an example of a non-brand benefitting from the fact that other candidates have tainted brands. Olmert is like teflon; he's the most indicted (yes, as in indicted by Jack McCoy on Law and Order) Israeli politician ever, yet he's never been found guilty. Somehow his legal troubles haven't stuck to him. Of course non-brands only get to be non-brands for only so long, but in Olmert's case he'll have to pick an identity well after his impending victory in the elections. Lucky guy.
My last comment of the day has to do with body hair. All I have to say in that regard is that Schmitt must have some Chinese in his ancestry (maybe Schmitt's real name is Schming). The guy is smooth like a porn star. In contrast, our erstwhile hairy friend Sanjay Sood and our balding new product development expert Olivier Toubia are clearly descendants of King Kong. They remind me of a guy that I used to play basketball in grad school with, Goodloe White. Goodloe was so hairy that you could flick the sweat off his chest hair in the course of a game. He was like a human sprinkler system.
Kisses to you all!
Levav
Today is my first post as an official Schmitt blogger. I will be posting my thoughts occasionally, and will be answering questions from fellow Schmitt admirers. Occasionally I might even convince guru-wannabe Gupta to post a thought or two. I might have to pull him by his moustache to do it, but that's not a problem because I'm bigger than him so I can always threaten to beat him up (I love Gupta, I really do, but sometimes he needs to have his arm--or 'stache-- twisted).
Next week I'm going to Israel, so I should have plenty of things to report. First there's my flight over, on American Airlines to London and then British Airways to Tel Aviv. Like Schmitt, I'll also post my thoughts about how bad airlines have gotten. Unlike Schmitt, I don't fly business class, so you won't hear me complain about how the b-class pijamas cause chafing. Back where I sit we don't get pj's, only a bag of pretzels served by a flight attendant with enough cellulite to melt an igloo. Second, there will be a parliamentary election in Israel on March 28th. It looks like Ehud Olmert will be our next prime minister. This is an example of a non-brand benefitting from the fact that other candidates have tainted brands. Olmert is like teflon; he's the most indicted (yes, as in indicted by Jack McCoy on Law and Order) Israeli politician ever, yet he's never been found guilty. Somehow his legal troubles haven't stuck to him. Of course non-brands only get to be non-brands for only so long, but in Olmert's case he'll have to pick an identity well after his impending victory in the elections. Lucky guy.
My last comment of the day has to do with body hair. All I have to say in that regard is that Schmitt must have some Chinese in his ancestry (maybe Schmitt's real name is Schming). The guy is smooth like a porn star. In contrast, our erstwhile hairy friend Sanjay Sood and our balding new product development expert Olivier Toubia are clearly descendants of King Kong. They remind me of a guy that I used to play basketball in grad school with, Goodloe White. Goodloe was so hairy that you could flick the sweat off his chest hair in the course of a game. He was like a human sprinkler system.
Kisses to you all!
Levav
posted by Levav at 10:52 AM
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